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Join us at one of our public events to get to know us! Find us on our social media (linked in the footer) or check out the calendar below.
Featured Event: Pride 2025
When: June 28-29, 2025
Where: Loring Park, Minneapolis, MN
What: The Twin Cities Pride Festival is Minnesota’s second largest festival—second only to the one and only State Fair! We host a yearly booth at the festival.
Come see our booth (Booth number TBD) for:
Merch sales.
Everything that we normally sell at the web store will be available there, plus homemade crafts, talismans and charms, books, and more! Merch proceeds benefit the congregation fund.
Unbaptism rituals.
We are Satanists, after all. Want to symbolically cleanse your nonexistent soul of the religion to which you were non-consensually initiated as a child? Want to have something you can bring up as a conversation topic to shock your favorite fundamentalist uncle? Or just feel like hanging out with some like-minded people and get a free tealight candle out of the deal? There’s no bad reason to do it! (Ritual schedule TBD)
Tarot readings.
As a congregation, we don’t hold to a belief in the supernatural, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun with the interactive meditation ritual that is a tarot reading. Proceeds will be shared between the tarot specialist and the congregation fund. (Reading schedule TBD)
Monthly events
Check out our calendar above for details on time/place and location.
The Monthly Meeting is our main gathering, where we share updates and announcements, hear concerns and ideas, and discuss relevant topics in Popular Satanism and our lives.
At Satanic Suds, we kick back and relax at a local brewery to enjoy one another’s company with craft beer or cider—and, of course, always exciting NA options.
Which Craft will you choose to bring to our cozy crafting corner? Even if you aren’t a crafty sort, come eat the snackies and enjoy the company!
Beelzeboard Games is a board and card games get-together. Bring your own games or pick one from the selected favorites that we provide!
Other recurring events
At Satan’s Seasonal Picnic and BaByQ, held a few times a year, we head to a park and have a family-friendly potluck. Bring your babies (and fur-babies) and your Satan-curious friends and family.
Every year, we host a booth at Twin Cities Pride to support our LGBTQ+ congregants.
In September, we go on a couple of field trips. We meet up at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival in Shakopee to see the sights, smell the smells, and eat the snacks. Also, the usual Which Craft event is replaced by a trip to the Minnesota Mineral Club’s Annual Rock and Mineral Show at the state fairgrounds.
In the winter and early spring, we keep the cabin fever at bay with parties! Keep an eye out for announcements regarding planned celebrations like Satanalia in December and Lupercalia in February.
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